Bitches and ShitTumblr (3.0; @drmagic)http://drmagic.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvv4g08vci1r12x2do1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So teh otha day, I’m just struttin down duh beach, DOING mah thang, checkin out duh chikz. Den dis lobsta bitch comes on up to meh, all up in mah grill, and she says “DAYUM Boy you gots dem swaggg” an I says, “Yo lobsta bitch! uz a hottest lobsta i seen round dees parts!” So ya, I totes hook up wid duh lobsta bitch, an it juz so turns out dat she gots crabs. Dat Bitch, nows I in a pinch! </p>http://drmagic.tumblr.com/post/13901162714http://drmagic.tumblr.com/post/13901162714Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:04:48 -0500bitchlobstayoswag like a shellfishare lobsters really shellfish?<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqb5x80Px91r12x2do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>OH MY HOLY CRAP, Surveillance Does! … I hate those!</p>http://drmagic.tumblr.com/post/9235782269http://drmagic.tumblr.com/post/9235782269Sun, 21 Aug 2011 22:36:44 -0400gentlemen broncossurveillance doesoh mah holy crap<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq5f0qkA0o1r12x2do1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is not a democracy, JACK. Our government is no gov “of the peeps, by the peeps, and for the peeps.” It is a government “of the corporate elite, by special interests who control the puppet politicians, and for the welfare of the wealthiest 1%” And this fascist belief system is impressed upon our kids from birth with the GODDAMN brainwashing commercials. It’s all bout the cheddar man. Our fascist country is fucked. All that an a bag of chips, YO.</p>http://drmagic.tumblr.com/post/9100468256http://drmagic.tumblr.com/post/9100468256Thu, 18 Aug 2011 20:07:38 -0400fuck americarepublican fascismthis is not a democracy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq0aqv2gyt1r12x2do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yo, dis dog is sad. Yunno sumtimes I fells like dis dawg.<br/><br/>HAHA BITCH PLAYEEZE!!!!! I AM ON TOPP UH DUH WORLD!!!! and dose words, dey cant bring meh daaaooowwwnnn! </p>http://drmagic.tumblr.com/post/8986673144http://drmagic.tumblr.com/post/8986673144Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:47:00 -0400dogpampered poochbulldawgbitchchristina agulara<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpybqstOR01r12x2do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WHAAT??!? YOU’SE be thinkin me jeep aint duh shit? COME AT ME BITCH! COME AT ME!</p>http://drmagic.tumblr.com/post/8938804497http://drmagic.tumblr.com/post/8938804497Mon, 15 Aug 2011 00:13:39 -0400jeepbitchcoolhipsterindie fuckcome at me bitch - slowly and respectfully<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpshm9kybr1r12x2do1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>BITXH sair-anne wrap is dah fuching bumb!</p>http://drmagic.tumblr.com/post/8800477430http://drmagic.tumblr.com/post/8800477430Thu, 11 Aug 2011 20:34:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpg4xb6oLp1r12x2do1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m eating these, BEYOTCH!!</p>http://drmagic.tumblr.com/post/8508229790http://drmagic.tumblr.com/post/8508229790Fri, 05 Aug 2011 04:29:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpg4s9BojO1r12x2do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sometimes I feel like this sheep.</p>http://drmagic.tumblr.com/post/8508177675http://drmagic.tumblr.com/post/8508177675Fri, 05 Aug 2011 04:26:33 -0400<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1929002">Spanish Transvestite can't talk</a>http://drmagic.tumblr.com/post/8479330669http://drmagic.tumblr.com/post/8479330669Thu, 04 Aug 2011 14:50:25 -0400spanish transvestitegolden voiceerd berg berg<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpdzlenT5W1r12x2do1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is mah dream bitch what up San Deigo!?</p>http://drmagic.tumblr.com/post/8459653813http://drmagic.tumblr.com/post/8459653813Thu, 04 Aug 2011 00:39:14 -0400SexyHawtJapan foreverWhat up my bitchesMy fantesz